Don yew jes luv it...

Dear Ma,

It is what it is...

Love ya! :)

R.I.P. Mike...

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/lufkindailynews/obituary.aspx?n=michael-lynn-fountain&pid=130578693

Bon Appitite

Today Boomer, my dog, ate:

-One craw fish he dug up and decapitated from the backyard.

-Coffee grounds

-A dead leaf + potting soil

-5 crayons, each of different color

-A paper towel

I really need to stop buying him that diet dog food he hates so much.

This one isn't as great...

I like the other one better...these lips look dry and crusty lol eghh Oh and if you look at it the right way it looks like she has rabbit teef.

Kiss My Lips

Thought of the Day...

My daughter is two, and already her favorite book (which she likes to read again and again and again and..) is "The Weird Parents".

Yeah...

RIP-- Nose Picker!

Okay Okay, so everyone pretty much "nose" I'm a MJ lover and I'll pretty much stick up for him where ever it's due. But that doesn't mean I'm oblivious to the obvious freakishness he portrayed during the last decade of his life. Yep, he looked and acted like a wacko and still diligently claimed that he never had a nose job. Heh, that's one of the reasons I liked him. Yet through all of his unconvincing lies and wackiness we still remained loyal in keeping him on the front page of our celebrity gossip mags. Let's face it, we love the drama!

I'm a little concerned however for the paparazzi and media at this point. What ever will they gossip about now that MJ is dead?? It's almost a joke on the media of how they are hanging on to every last drop of gossip they can squeeze out of his name. What ever will they put pictures of on their front pages beside all those celebrity bikini flab pics? I think MJ's death is going to be the downfall of all gossip magazines. What other celebrity has consistently given us this much to gossip about? I mean comon'--didn't his mama ever teach him NOT to pick his nose? Although I do take pleasure in the jokes as in the picture above, I am without a doubt going to miss the wacky, yet amazing crotch-grabbin' fella. RIP MJ--and yes, you may be dead but you can rest assured knowing that the gossip about your nose and potato-head characteristics shall never die.

Now, who's life should we gossip about and ruin next? Did you hear about Britney Spears' 3rd boob job? OMG...

Ppppthhhhhhhe Darn Denthiss

Today I went to have a filling put on my toof. The dentist gave me two shots of numbing medication because I thought I felt a little tingle. The second shot made me resemble a stroke patient... literally. Still even now I can't blink properly and when I try to drink it all comes out the side of my mouth and I don't even know it till I feel my shirt getting wet. Sigh. That sigh only came out of one side and the other side just made a flapping noise!
I'm soooo getting someone else to pick up peanut from preschool, I don't want to scare any kids if something makes me laugh.

Last night was tracies birthday and we had a rockin time at the tattoo parlor.  Too bad we couldn't decide on a design, but who could blame us with what we had to choose from?  Dragons with boobs, hearts with boobs, ladybugs with boobs, everything had boobs it seems.  They were all melons with the texture of a baseball and four inch nipples. 

What is the deal??

Testing new posting method

HAPPAH BDAY to muh bess buyddy


amnd my drinkin buddy :))

Note to self: when blogging from my phone, must blog backwards :-)

tt jiggle made me realize that I need cooler weather. ASAP.

e walmart there I realized many of its poor residents had lost it after passing a sixty year old woman in a string bikini- nothing else. Watching her bu

Fried brain is the theme this summer, apparently. In ardmore, oklahoma the temperature had gotten up to a bazillian degrees and after a quick stop to th

Testing out mobi posting

He stole my dance moves!

LOL...j/k. Meet Richard-an ol' buddy of 10 years and one of my best friends. Richard takes Wii bowling very seriously as you can see. He even has the back leg twist thingie down in hopes that the wii censors will give him a few extra points for effort. Even when he's not trying he's always making me laugh till my tummy hurts. I don't care what they say--there's nothing more entertaining to me than someone who's not afraid to cut loose and let it all hang out. :-)
Gotta love this guy...

Remembering the G-Spot

Last night was a blurr at the G-Spot. It's weird how this picture came out blurry too. I thought maybe I could re-live the night through my phone pics to see if anything would trigger some sort of clarity. Evidently, my phone had too much to drink too. All my pics came out just like this one and some of them even needed some censoring. I guess a two hour 99 cent jagerbomb special makes for a blurry night and a painful guilt trip in the morning. See the blurry dart board behind us? Well it looks very familiar and that's pretty much all i recognize in that picture. Oh well, I guess it's not really important what happened there. It's not like I can remember anything while sober anyway.

road trip with playdar at full strength...

Peanut has excellent playdar. There could be gerbil style plastic playground equipment around the corner, up the road left at the stop sign then through the woods and behind a brick wall and she will still alert the public that there is a "play place" nearby. As playground equipment tester she assumes we must visit all of them. Sorry P, not so lucky when its so hot outside that touching plastic results in third degree burns.

So of course on our semi annual roadtrip to okc we've passes 523 of them we're only in dallas.

Silence! I Keel You!

I love Jeff Dunham! Isn't he just the cutest man you've ever seen? Silence! I keeel you!

Falling off the wagon

Blogger was my first love when it comes to the Social media Bandwagon. Then came along Myspace, youtube, googlegroups, yahoo 360, skype, facebook, flickr, twitter, etc. It's pure madness I tell you! Everytime a new one is introduced, I log-on and enthusiastically create an account and search for all my old high school friends (again), post all my pictures, and then never log into it again. Friends, I think I have fallen off the Social media Bandwagon and I don't think I want back on. I tried, really I did, but I think I'm going to stick to blogger and myspace for now and just save all the rest for the teenyboppers. :)

Michael Jackson... Funeral Overdose

I don't get what people see in Michael Jackson - to me, he just seems like a crazy lunatic that dangles babies over balconies and sleeps in the same bed with 12 year old boys.

Please don't shoot me Trace.

But seriously, even Michael 'lovers' agree that he is weird. So why are we acting like Jesus died here..? I mean, a golden coffin, funeral with sold out tickets and musical performances, and Farah Fawcett who? I'm actually pretty upset about the oxyclean guy but I guess he doesn't get any media coverage because he didn't throw his baby out the window.

Michael Jackson can dance and walk backwards - wooooppppteeedoooo. The guy was on drugs and had a OR anesthesiologist ON STAFF with him at all times because of the crap he was taking. He spoke like a girl and was narcissistic to the point of obsessive plastic surgery, and he overindulged; spending his fortune and ending up in financial ruine.

This guy - the person that made it apparently acceptable to be a 'man boy' - is a crazy lune drug addict, people. Yeah, he used to could dance. Sure, he made 'thriller'. I have a feeling there were a hell of a lot more people that made that happen behind the scenes that deserve a lot more credit.

Stamina

Excuse me sir, have you lost your stamina? That's what I want to say to the current man of the month. All he ever wants to do is stay home and watch tv, cook, and eat. Woohoo what an exciting way to get FAT! I don't mean to be vein, but comon' mister! I don't mind a few extra pounds on a man and staying home sometimes isn't so bad either but I also like to be active and go do things. It drives me nuts to just sit on the couch all day long doing nothing.

I think I realized this was a problem the day I brought my Nintindo Wii over to his house. The wii is designed to get people off their bums in a fun way so i figured it would be the perfect solution to the problem since we wouldn't have to "go anywhere" to do it. Do you want to know what he asked me?? "Is it possible to just play that game sitting right here on the couch?" Okay, that is the final straw. I think it's time for me to move on. Besides, his monthly subscription to Tracie is almost up anyway.

iNot

Im a techoholic. I always have been... I remember very well asking my folks for a dvd player when they first were invented and my mom asking me if I was on drugs.

so after years of playing on tiny little phones with tiny little screens and tiny little mobile internets, I was super excited about the iPhone. I mean, who isnt impressed by the big finger on the commercials that seems to easily flick his digits to get whatever he wants? Being an ATT customer I was really excited because I was on the network... the ONLY network... with the lord and savior of all smartphones. The Jesus of cellulars.

Seeing as I like new phones that do really cool things, I am obviously not eligible for an upgrade because I look forward to my equipment discount upgrade day more than I get excited about my birthday. Not kidding.

Sooo my heart was crushed when I finally accepted that paying retail price for an iphone plus a two hundred dollar iphone upgrade fee and an early upgrade fee of seventy five dollars was too much for even this techaholic. For that kind of dough I could get a laptop! Sadly, iNot cool enough for that dang phone.

I am now a proud owner of a g1 phone. I can't hang out with the iPhone people but my momma still says I'm cool.

Not Exactly a Fail...

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Children can be a lot like wild animals. They eat things off the ground when you're not watching, they like to roll around in the dirt (ex.: sand box), they often fight with others of like species when ownership of a toy {in the case of wild animals it could be a piece of meat} is in question. Territory is especially important which is apparently marked by saying "MINE". Climbing trees, furniture and decorative accessories can also be observed as well as biting - and what I personally have found to be especially like a wild animal - getting caught doing something wrong and hauling ass.

And people wonder why parents put their kids on a leash when they go to the mall.

Sheesh.

Death of an iphone

FUN FUN! Gonna blog-it like it's 1999...

I killed my iphone last night. No really, i gave it the good ol' fashioned electric chair death sentance. I plugged it into my trusty itunes and ZZZAP! iphone goes bye bye. I tried to revive it, I cried for it, I pronounced it dead at 8:47 pm, and then had a moment of silence in rememberance of all the great applications it had and all the fun we had together. There were truely some good times there between us--truely good times.

Little did I know, the iphone actually has multiple lives. Now, don't ask me how many but i'm sure i will find out eventually. I woke up this morning to the little ray of sunshine--or phone light shine should I call it. Could it be? Could it actually be?? Did it come back from the dead? Yes indeed--and with some kind of super hero ipowers! Totally awesome. I will never take for granted the iphone again...