Silence! I Keel You!

I love Jeff Dunham! Isn't he just the cutest man you've ever seen? Silence! I keeel you!

Falling off the wagon

Blogger was my first love when it comes to the Social media Bandwagon. Then came along Myspace, youtube, googlegroups, yahoo 360, skype, facebook, flickr, twitter, etc. It's pure madness I tell you! Everytime a new one is introduced, I log-on and enthusiastically create an account and search for all my old high school friends (again), post all my pictures, and then never log into it again. Friends, I think I have fallen off the Social media Bandwagon and I don't think I want back on. I tried, really I did, but I think I'm going to stick to blogger and myspace for now and just save all the rest for the teenyboppers. :)

Michael Jackson... Funeral Overdose

I don't get what people see in Michael Jackson - to me, he just seems like a crazy lunatic that dangles babies over balconies and sleeps in the same bed with 12 year old boys.

Please don't shoot me Trace.

But seriously, even Michael 'lovers' agree that he is weird. So why are we acting like Jesus died here..? I mean, a golden coffin, funeral with sold out tickets and musical performances, and Farah Fawcett who? I'm actually pretty upset about the oxyclean guy but I guess he doesn't get any media coverage because he didn't throw his baby out the window.

Michael Jackson can dance and walk backwards - wooooppppteeedoooo. The guy was on drugs and had a OR anesthesiologist ON STAFF with him at all times because of the crap he was taking. He spoke like a girl and was narcissistic to the point of obsessive plastic surgery, and he overindulged; spending his fortune and ending up in financial ruine.

This guy - the person that made it apparently acceptable to be a 'man boy' - is a crazy lune drug addict, people. Yeah, he used to could dance. Sure, he made 'thriller'. I have a feeling there were a hell of a lot more people that made that happen behind the scenes that deserve a lot more credit.

Stamina

Excuse me sir, have you lost your stamina? That's what I want to say to the current man of the month. All he ever wants to do is stay home and watch tv, cook, and eat. Woohoo what an exciting way to get FAT! I don't mean to be vein, but comon' mister! I don't mind a few extra pounds on a man and staying home sometimes isn't so bad either but I also like to be active and go do things. It drives me nuts to just sit on the couch all day long doing nothing.

I think I realized this was a problem the day I brought my Nintindo Wii over to his house. The wii is designed to get people off their bums in a fun way so i figured it would be the perfect solution to the problem since we wouldn't have to "go anywhere" to do it. Do you want to know what he asked me?? "Is it possible to just play that game sitting right here on the couch?" Okay, that is the final straw. I think it's time for me to move on. Besides, his monthly subscription to Tracie is almost up anyway.

iNot

Im a techoholic. I always have been... I remember very well asking my folks for a dvd player when they first were invented and my mom asking me if I was on drugs.

so after years of playing on tiny little phones with tiny little screens and tiny little mobile internets, I was super excited about the iPhone. I mean, who isnt impressed by the big finger on the commercials that seems to easily flick his digits to get whatever he wants? Being an ATT customer I was really excited because I was on the network... the ONLY network... with the lord and savior of all smartphones. The Jesus of cellulars.

Seeing as I like new phones that do really cool things, I am obviously not eligible for an upgrade because I look forward to my equipment discount upgrade day more than I get excited about my birthday. Not kidding.

Sooo my heart was crushed when I finally accepted that paying retail price for an iphone plus a two hundred dollar iphone upgrade fee and an early upgrade fee of seventy five dollars was too much for even this techaholic. For that kind of dough I could get a laptop! Sadly, iNot cool enough for that dang phone.

I am now a proud owner of a g1 phone. I can't hang out with the iPhone people but my momma still says I'm cool.

Not Exactly a Fail...

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Children can be a lot like wild animals. They eat things off the ground when you're not watching, they like to roll around in the dirt (ex.: sand box), they often fight with others of like species when ownership of a toy {in the case of wild animals it could be a piece of meat} is in question. Territory is especially important which is apparently marked by saying "MINE". Climbing trees, furniture and decorative accessories can also be observed as well as biting - and what I personally have found to be especially like a wild animal - getting caught doing something wrong and hauling ass.

And people wonder why parents put their kids on a leash when they go to the mall.

Sheesh.

Death of an iphone

FUN FUN! Gonna blog-it like it's 1999...

I killed my iphone last night. No really, i gave it the good ol' fashioned electric chair death sentance. I plugged it into my trusty itunes and ZZZAP! iphone goes bye bye. I tried to revive it, I cried for it, I pronounced it dead at 8:47 pm, and then had a moment of silence in rememberance of all the great applications it had and all the fun we had together. There were truely some good times there between us--truely good times.

Little did I know, the iphone actually has multiple lives. Now, don't ask me how many but i'm sure i will find out eventually. I woke up this morning to the little ray of sunshine--or phone light shine should I call it. Could it be? Could it actually be?? Did it come back from the dead? Yes indeed--and with some kind of super hero ipowers! Totally awesome. I will never take for granted the iphone again...